*charm_ribbon		Double the duration of stun
*condom					Reduce rape damage by 1
*iron_boots			Spikes don't hurt
*nitro					Doubles the size & power of the molotov sub-weapon
*rubber_core		Make fireballs bounce like crazy
*seeker					Blaster homes in on nearest enemy
*slide_buster		Destroy breakable blocks while sliding
*speed_booster	Run faster
*scanner				On-screen map that shows breakable blocks
